I would love car sex~

zacmonty:

or just sex.. or just a car..

Yes

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I always find something wrong…

I’m so gifted at finding what I don’t like the most. So I think it’s time for us to have a toast. Let’s have a toast for the douche bags, let’s have a toast for the assholes, let’s have a toast for the scum bags, every one of them that I know, let’s have a toast for the jerk offs, that’ll never take work off! Baby I got a plan, runaway as fast as you can!

Runaway from me babyyyyyy; perfect for my mood right now.

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I’m happy I’m a nice person. I’m not trying to sound conceited. I just love people with all my heart and it hurts me when they can mean so much to me but put me down so harshly. Even if they’re drunk and joking; it’s not nice/cool and it just makes you look like a horrible person.

Jokes on you.

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Friends…

Aren’t people that call themselves your friends meant to be considerate? If I love you and you love me and we enjoy each others’ company than shouldn’t it just be a give in that you respect me?

I’m so sick to my core of ungrateful people. Human beings that have either been given everything in life, or nothing at all, and still expect everything to be handed over.

If you’re my friend then I thought you’d have a little more compassion, or at least decency, to honor my morals. You don’t have to change because of me because I obviously found you interesting enough as your own person to pursue a friendship. However, that doesn’t mean I’m here to wait on you hand and foot, or follow you around like a little puppy.

My father always told me that if you have expectations then you will just get disappointed - but I came into this with an open mind, you’re the one who shows no appreciation and set such high expectations for everyone else.

All I ask is for consideration and happiness; ask me before you do something that involves me, don’t just tell me what’s going to happen.

I am a fucking equal and I deserve nothing less than to be treated like one.

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You think I love you, you think I need you? Damn dog get out the door, don’t wanna see your face no more.

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I’ve had you so many times but somehow I want more…

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Annoying

You only have THAT many photos on instagram because every 10 seconds you post a photo of your food, then a photo of you complaining you’re too fat. Rant over

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How can someone, who everyone says is soooo nice and sweet, be such a cunt? Need some old fashion romance up in here!

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Why are guys so persistent on having a life that could only be fiction. Damn insensitive idiots.

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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius.

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